Total Medals Earned: 329 (From 29 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,875 Points
Medals Earned: 2/2 (75/75 points)
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Beat the game with all 3 secrets!
Medals Earned: 70/100 (920/2,000 points)
07 - Get Machine Gun
02 - Choose any incorrect option with Annie the Mermaid
05 - Pick up an extra balloon
02 - Escape the Mario pipe
01 - Eat kid
00B - Use level select
04 - Get the map
07 - Get Flame Gun
03 - Let Urban Champ guy punch you
02 - Get eaten by a robo-fish
04 - Stab a Bob-Omb
06 - Get hit by a laser
07 - Get Lemmings Gun
02 - Choose wisely with Annie the Mermaid
00E - Use a continue
03 - Execute the Fatality move
01 - Execute a dash move (shoulder block or jump kick)
07 - Kill showering guy
07 - Get Spread Gun
04 - Get the compass
08 - Watch Little Mac win in 3rd round by decision
01 - Defeat Beardy Barrel
02 - Defeat Jaws
04 - Block an Octorock's projectile rock with your shield
00F - Watch abobo get sawed to death on continue screen
07 - Use Rage move on level 7
05 - Bonk Amazon on the head before he spits slime blobs at you
05 - Use Rage move on Level 5
04 - Kill all the flurries in the lion key room
05 - Use a chair on the Amazon
07 - Break out of ice after being frozen
01 - Hit beardy barrel with a barrel
06 - Use Rage move on level 6
00A - Watch full intro rising up to main menu
03 - Wait long enough for a cop car to drive by
00D - Watch the whole intro where Aboboy is kidnapped
04 - Regain your throwing sword or throwing beef after losing it
08 - Use Rage move on level 8
04 - Push a not-so-secret block
05 - Avoid mini-reapers without getting hit by them
05 - Jump off the top rope
07 - Kill Robocop
04 - Get turned into a snail
04 - Use Rage move on Level 4
07 - Use the Contra Code properly
02 - Use Rage move on level 2
04 - Get the ladder
01 - Throw kid body
05 - Defeat the Amazon with your Rage move
04 - Clear 20 rooms of all enemies
02 - Defeat Big Daddy Boss
04 - Kill Aquamentus
01 - Knock boss off conveyer belt
01 - Defeat boss
01 - Punt Donkey Kong Jr.
07 - Destroy Krangby
08 - Knock down Little Mac twice in round 1
04 - Kill Manhandla
06 - Defeat Megabobo
04 - Get the beef
04 - Survive after being inflated by Dig Dug
06 - Defeat Robobobo
07 - Defeat Krang
07 - Kill giant Kirby
04 - Beat Boss (with beef)
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05 - Do each of your slam moves at least once in the match
05 - Bonk Reaper on head before he summons mini-reapers
01 - Use Rage move on level 1
00C - Click our donate button & consider showing your support
02 - Eat at least 50 enemies
05 - Use all four chairs on the Amazon
05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without dying once
08 - Defeat Little Mac in round 1
04 - Beat Boss (without beef)
06 - Pick up an extra life
08 - Put on the Power Glove and defeat Little Mac
06 - Survive Megabobo level without dying once
07 - Survive first Contrabobo level without dying once
07 - Survive second Contrabobo level without dying once
05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without being hit
07 - Survive both Contrabobo levels without dying once
08 - Defeat Little Mac without being knocked down at all
Medals Earned: 7/30 (55/600 points)
Collapse a cloud by standing on it.
Bounce off a mushroom and into the air.
Collapse a wooden platform by walking over it.
Perform a massive aerial combo by bouncing off enemies.
Keep an enemy up in the air by attacking it.
Cast a spell for the first time.
Discover the standard 3-hit melee combo.
Stand on ice and slide around.
Stand on lava for too long and get hurt.
Drop an enemy into some spikes, and watch it suffer.
Beat Level 7 in under 50 seconds.
Beat level 3 in under 40 seconds.
Hit an enemy with a dangling icicle.
Beat Level 13 in under 60 seconds.
Cast a level 3 spell.
Lose your ability to cast spells, you don't need them.
Defeat any boss with their own projectiles.
Fall into a pit of spikes and regret it.
Check out the credits page and maybe visit some links.
Beat Level 19 in under 70 seconds.
Buy the weakest version of every spell.
Defeat any boss without getting hit.
Defeat 1000 foes in total.
Reach an experience level of 30.
Max out your HP and MP.
Complete the Boss Rush on hard or epic difficulty.
Complete the Foe Rush on hard or epic difficulty.
Collect every coin in every level.
Open every treasure chest in every level.
Complete level 20, rescue the princess and finish the game.
Medals Earned: 2/3 (75/175 points)
Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)
Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Get 30 Ankhs
Complete all 30 levels
Get all 90 Ankhs
Medals Earned: 24/30 (310/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
...and keeps on whip'n.
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 12/12 (155/155 points)
Unlock the shotgun
Kill your first zombie!
Unlock the Bazooka
Unlock the grenade
Make a kill using an object in the environment
Destroy 5 explosive barrels
Take out 3 enemies at the same time
Make 15 headshots
Kill a bat
Complete every level
Kill 100 zombies
Get an A+ rating on every level
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/500 points)
Pass the tutorial. 100 bonus crystals!
Visit the credit page. 100 bonus crystals!
First time upgrade. 100 bonus crystals!
Reach 250 score in a battle. 200 bonus crystals!
Upgrade a skill to level 5. 500 bonus crystals!
Play for 30 minutes. 500 bonus crystals!
Reach 500 score in a battle. 500 bonus crystals!
Upgrade a skill to level 10. 1000 bonus crystals!
Play for 60 minutes. 1000 bonus crystals!
Get the game for Androidâ„¢. 1000 bonus crystals!
Beat the boss for the first time. 1000 bonus crystals!
Beat the boss 3 times in a single battle. 2000 bonus crystals!
Max all skills except for the skill that raises the amount of your lives. 2000 bonus crystals!
Medals Earned: 4/12 (25/420 points)
10 citizens eaten
25 citizens eaten
First green barrel eaten
First red barrel eaten
First tank destroyed
40 citizens eaten
50 citizens eaten
10 tanks destroyed
75 citizens eaten
Commander eaten
100 citizens eaten! WOW!
25 tanks destroyed
Medals Earned: 3/8 (20/115 points)
Survive The Girl's clutches.
Kiss The Girl.
Escape the bar in under 20 seconds.
Escape in your car in under 20 seconds.
Get away without retrying.